shortylego: tupacabra: if ya had tha chance ta change ur foot woodjeh? NO.
disneyprincest: i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
justinbieberrealness: there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty
comedy-con-couture: i don’t like people i don’t want to be alone
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
starllex: sometimes i get so mad i can just
rabioheab: people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying
meladoodle: meladoodle: when boys smile, i die oh…
mewtoot: i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
kyleehenke: Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED
thetommohawk: Now I don’t know a thing about Homestuck besides what I see on Tumblr but… Why do trolls have horns? Seriously what’s the deal with that? Do they lock horns together when they get into a dispute? like Yeah let’s go with that.
shuckl: shuckl: shuckl: toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry” fries do you ever look back at your mistakes